Grapes
My brother and dad were looking at colleges this week. He called and said that they were almost home. His friends call him Bill-AAAYYY! My sisters and I started screaming this into the phone. I couldn’t stop laughing. Then my older sister and I went and ate a bunch of grapes. Half each. I still couldn’t stop laughing until about 15 minutes later. That was my evening.
Half each? You call that half each? I got four, you got the rest. I want more grapes now.